Capitalization is important, you morons! Case in point: "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse," is much different than, "i had to help my uncle jack off a horse." Of course, that sentence could be fixed using commas: "I had to help my uncle, Jack, off a horse." But if capitalization gets the best of you, you can't be expected to even know what a comma is, let alone know how to use one. Baby steps.
Yes, e.e. cummings didn't capitalize, but you are not motherfucking e.e. cummings, and you're not writing poetry. It's lazy, and makes you look stupid. Here's how, if you've forgotten.
- Five easy steps.
- Place fingers on home row.
- Move your left hand's pinkie to the left one half inch and down one fourth inch.
- Depress the Shift key.
- Press the desired letter.
- Release the Shift key, and you're done.
IF ALL THE LETTERS YOU SUBSEQUENTLY TYPE ARE CAPITALS, YOU DIDN'T MOVE YOU'RE PINKIE DOWN ENOUGH. YOU'VE HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY. IMMEDIATELY ERASE EVERYTHING YOU'VE WRITTEN SINCE THE DEPRESSION OF THE CAPS LOCK. IS NOT YOUR FRIEND EITHER, MOUTH-BREATHER.
And while we're at it, "y," "r," "u," "n," "wuz," and "wut" are not words. Furthermore, 4 != for; 2 != to or too.
If you're offended, I apologize, but I have every confidence in the world that you can deal with it.
Lovingly Yours,
-Seth
