A question: How many times has a person unknowingly spoken a Haiku?
...Hmmm

How many times has
a person unknowingly
spoken a haiku?

Here are some taken from this page.

a fountain of blood would spew forth at a speed high enough to cut steel what the internet is all about. Gigantic repositories don't need to worry about braking some social taboo. They're all safe Japan is where the action is at. Sleeping in school is A-OK Minnesota. My favorite place to sleep is in the Computer America has plenty of public sleeping opportunities

when you are in a pinch and absolutly need some piece of Gummi You know, the Gummi Bears' title song was pretty good to begin with... this songs just begs for an acapella remix. The song is catchy, there are Japanese movies being played every Friday at Folwell from North Dakota. Smile. Be Grateful. The Mileage of the Beast. There are

-Seth

(Yes, I know they're not real haiku.)

How to make Garfield funny: Remove all of Garfield's thought bubbles and it becomes sort of surreal and quite funny actually. A lot more can be found at this forum thread. Be sure to look at the following pages as well for more.

-Seth

P.S. Happy Birthday, Noah!

If you've played Chrono Trigger, this will mean something to you. If you haven't, you'll only be confused and embarrassed for me for writing this essay on Dark Matter and Luminaire: A comparitive study of the strength, coolosity, and usefulness of these spells in a post-modern context of changing temporal realities. I just made up that title. There is nothing post-modern about it. Temporal Realities? Maybe. Coolosity? Definitly. You'll probably be embarassed for me regardless.

-Seth

Hey, there are Japanese movies being played every Friday at Folwell hall for a while. The guy who puts it on doesn't do a very good job of spreading the word, though, so I thought I'd help him out. Last week we saw a horrible female-ninja-assassin movie called Azumi. Good times. I learned that people in the Tokugawa era had dangerously high blood pressure, as whenever they were cut a fountain of blood would spew forth at a speed high enough to cut steel.

This week it's Densha Otoko. If you're interested, it's at Folwell 208, at 5:30 on Friday.

-Seth

OMG! Actual content for the 1.3 people per day who visit my site! It has its own page and everything! Perfect for linking to, and the like.

Check out my rundown of Mute Video Game Characters by clicking on the link right there. Do it. With your mouse. Or touchpad, if that's more your style.

-Seth